Quality Stuff

Got these from the latest Cosmo: "Signs you are finally over him"

• Your computer at work has a meltdown and deletes all of his emails and the loving dialogue you shared. And you're not under the desk in the fetal position, howling in pain and bawling your eyes out
• Two nights ago, you actually realized that the way his eyebrows go up and down when he's talking about something serious is just really annoying. In fact, so is the way he's always scratching his neck. Ugh, and the constant throat-clearing.
• You've stopped connecting (in a "like, she totally gets where I'm at" way) with Avril Lavigne songs
• You know that fantasy where you get back together bc a bus hits you, and upon hearing the tragic news, your ex suddenly realizes that he's still madly in love you with and races to the hospital for a bedside vigil? Yeah, well, haven't had it for seven days.
• Your date kissed you last night, and your gag reflex didn't kick in.
• You've come to the conclusion that 8 to 12 minutes of foreplay is just not good enough.
• You actually have a crush. Yippee!!!
• You've decided that being friends with your ex isn't such a hot idea. You have enough pals already, and by the way, none of them treated you like a piece of poo on the bottom of their shoe.
• You just had an epiphany: it's his loss, not yours.